Hey stud, it’s Friday and it’s date night. I have just the girl for you. Meet her tonight at 8PM at Teatrino Greenhills. She’ll be all over you. The chemistry will be disturbingly frightening.
Not promising you’ll come out alive and live to tell about it, though.
And just in case you want to make sure she’s the one — one more show tomorrow, 20th, also at 8PM.